Gaijin Wows Audiences With Flawless Jikoshoukai
A gaijin speaking to a local audience today has absolutely nailed his jikoshoukai. “That was my best jikoshoukai yet,” says 3-years-a-gaijin Kevin Robertson. “I even included…
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Gaijin Goes To Roppongi In Search Of Culture On Culture Day
A foreign resident living in Tokyo has made the journey into Roppongi this evening on the hunt for some culture. “It’s the best way to honor Culture Day,” said 27-year-old gaijin Trevo…
Man Survives 78 Days On Wild Berries Looking For Shinjuku Station Exit 27K
A man who arrived in Japan late last year has been surviving on wild berries for the past 78 days looking for exit 27K in Shinjuku Station. Michael Leggart was confident heading from his Shinaga…
Gaijin Tries Natto, Dead At 25
A gaijin visiting Japan on a tourist visa has tragically died after convincing himself he should “at least try some natto”. Bruce Packer, 25, acknowledged that the fermented bean did indeed smel…
Desperate, Thirsty White Human Turns Up In Japan, Thousands Of Miles From Home
A desperate, thirsty white human has strayed thousands of miles from its natural habitat and wondered, exhausted and jet lagged into the major Japanese nightlife city of Roppongi in central Tokyo.…
Ariana Grande Adds Kanji To Failed Tattoo, Now Reads “I Hate Fax Machines”
Ariana Grande has attempted to correct a misspelt tattoo on her hand, which was meant to say “7 rings” in Japanese, by adding the kanji for “finger”. A BuzzFeed Japan reporter was quick to point…
Foreigners Start Getting Drunk Before Entering Halloween Alcohol-Free Zone
Foreigners and locals alike have started getting on the juice tonight before entering the alcohol-free zone in Shibuya. In fact, people will only have to travel around 200 meters from Shibu…
World Cup Quarter Final Won By Foreigners
Japanese news organizations have reported today that the Rugby World Cup quarter finals have been won by foreigners. Kyodo News reported, “All of the winners of the 2019 World Cup Rugby quarter …
J-Girlfriend Gives Gaijin New Name With Syllable From Real Name And “Chan”
A foreigner has been anointed with a Japanese name by his new J-girlfriend. It’s the sixth Japanese nickname Chris Jenkins has received since arriving in Japan in January. “You will he…
Typhoon Delayed For Sunny Enthronement Ceremony Creating Double Typhoon Weekend
Japan’s Goddess of the Sun has postponed a typhoon scheduled to hit Japan today until later in the week to allow for the enthronement ceremony of Emperor Naruhito. The postponement of Typhoon Ne…