American Arrested For Shooting NHK Fee Collector
Aichi Prefectural Police have arrested an American national for allegedly shooting a license fee collector for public broadcaster NHK with a gun, according to NHK news. At 4:54 p.m. on Saturday …
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Pedestrian Dies Before Reaching Next Shady Patch
A pedestrian has passed away today in Japan after failing to reach the next shady area on the footpath. The man was found on a virtually shadeless section of path – sprinkled with a few pole sha…
Japan Developing Eternal Shinzo Abe Robot
The Japanese government is attempting to develop a Shinzo Abe cyborg it believes can rule the nation for all eternity. Japanese citizens have expressed a strong interest in the project saying it…
Selfish Son Goes Back To Live In Japan Again
The adult son of Mr. and Mrs. Cunnington has flown back to live in Japan again today, leaving his entire family behind. The man, in his early thirties, apparently has no feelings for the parents…
Japanese Weather Tirelessly Producing Rain Without A Break
Japan’s weather has continued to produce rain without a break for nineteen consecutive days. The incessant formation of clouds, however, has yielded very low levels of productivity. “Althou…
Foreigner Has No Idea About The Meaning Of せきにん
A long-term foreign resident going through the motions in Chiba Prefecture still has no idea about the meaning of “せきにん”. 5-years-a-gaijin Tony Smith has come across the word…
Japan Approves Plans To Create Human-Pokemon Hybrids
Human-Pokemon hybrids will be developed in Japan after the government approved controversial stem-cell research. Human cells will be grown in Pikachu embryos, then brought to term in a…
Newbie Gaijin Appears To Be Having Way More Fun
A foreigner recently arriving in Tokyo seems to be getting way more enjoyment out of very ordinary things, according to several long-term foreigners. A simple street sign is reportedly more…
Japan To Ban The Gaijin Smash Ahead Of Tokyo 2020 Olympics
Japan will ban the gaijin smash in preparation for an influx of foreigners coming to Tokyo for the 2020 Olympic Games. Authorities have predicted traffic chaos in the nation’s capital with recen…
Study Finds Natto Actually Has No Health Benefits
A new scientific report has found the consumption of fermented beans actually has no measurable health benefits. But if you like eating something that smells like 5-day old socks it has mas…