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The Japanese government is attempting to develop a Shinzo Abe cyborg it believes can rule the nation for all eternity.
Japanese citizens have expressed a strong interest in the project saying it will eliminate any need to think about politics at all.
Developers of the Abe-bot say it will have the ability to perform elite powers of contradiction and political spin.
“The Abe-bot will have the capacity to preach about ‘womenomics’ while simultaneously failing to enact policies to fund the construction of new childcare centers,” said Abe-bot project head Kenji Tsugimoto.
“The adult-sized robot can display real human expressions so it is much more relatable than human Abe.”